Soooo, here's this crazy ass book I just read. If your the kind of person who watched "The Thing" and wondered why they weren't making dick and fart jokes in between the head spider spawning, this book is for you.
Apparently, they're finishing up a movie adaption directed by Don Cascarelli of Phantasm and Bubba-HoTep fame...which should be pretty spot on. Look at this freaking guy from the movie?! I Don't even know where this fits in, but here it is.
The writer of this yarn is the editor of Cracked.com
A Brilliant website that oddly enough carries on the strangeness of my childhood, by growing up and out of the box with me...go figure.
So, as we await the sequel:
John and Dave and the Temple of X’al’naa”thuthuthu
And of course, the film version; stay tuned children. or get the book...or whatever.
