The Big O, not Oprah, our President; has begun a "Vanity Tax" proposal. Basically, those who can afford to have the fat sucked out of their asses and injected into other parts, should pay a little more to do so. This would provide funding for those who can't afford basic health care, which is a fantastic move as far as I'm concerned. However, people who can afford these procedures will be generally outraged. Which may actually be a good thing if you think about it. Their outrage leads to frown lines, crows feet around the eyes and creases in the brow area. These defects mixed with the stress of higher taxes will lead to further wrinkles in the neck and cheeks. Due to the pained expressions and scowls the pastiche of human Barbies and Ken will make. Leading,inevitably, to even further plastic surgery and thereby funding the fixing of the cleft palate of a newborn or getting that pesky dead twin laser ed off a welfare child who can go on to do great things without a chip (or dead twin) on his shoulder.
The Surgeon General of Beverly Hills is all smiles today...can't you tell?
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