A Million to 1

If you haven't been paying attention, Haiti was rocked by a huge earthquake last week, leaving millions dead. I don't know too much about Haitians but I did grow up in Florida, so that means compared to the rest of the country I could write a book on the subject. Haitians, always seemed to be an interesting group of islanders: they make great food, have awesome bad attitudes and are always trying to haggle with you at yard sales. Whatever your selling for $5, they want to give you 10 cents for it, they have a proud tradition of eating shit; hence the attitude and contrary to popular belief, they do not eat dogs...delicious dogs. No, no, Haitians are pretty brutal, awesome, cantankerous island people. It took a million of them to die to equal the death of one Teddy Pendergrass, in the eyes of the media...not reality.

I know, crazy right? What's this world coming to?

What, can you guess, did, say, Rush Limbaugh have to say about this tragedy?:

"Obama will use Haiti to boost credibility with "light-skinned and dark-skinned black community in this country"

what? 

Then he said we shouldn't donate more money to aid for Haiti, because we pay income taxes; which presumably are being used to build a time machine that will arm wrestle into submission: Earthquakes, Hurricanes, Tsunamis and all the other bullshit things that only happen to black those People.

Nevermind, what Pat "the Ghoulman" Robertson had to say about the country: 

(Haiti has been) "cursed by one thing after another" since they "swore a pact to the devil."

Wow...my heart goes out to those in Haiti and the 7 people who read this, please send money to help. You can even text Haiti to 90999 to donate $10.

Shame on you people, you ARE the White Devils.