Thursday, November 12, 2009

Tokyo.Gore.Police.

I love the Japanese. They are the epitome of how a repressed nation can unleash their imagination ID in such a bizarre fashion. This movie is AMAZING! It's totally rocking the social commentary a'la Robocop with commercials for neon razors for fashionable teen "Cutters", a wii remote accessory that is a samurai sword for cutting gaming enemies in half and a P.S.A warning against the dangers of Hari Kari!? Not to mention a race of genetically engineered bad guys, who cannot be killed unless a mysterious key gland is extracted from their skulls. What happens to them until said key is extracted? They mutate into ever more bizarre killing machines, much like The Thing, until they get snuffed. Yeah, we have a Robocop reference right next to The Thing. Hell has officially frozen over folks. The gore is percolating over the edge and each monster seems to lean more to the imaginations of Clive Barker than Manga...look:

That's enough to make me want to commit Seppuku...sincerely. Japanese movie makers have always known that violence sells, look at all the squibs needed to power just one frame of Shogun Assasin, that's alot of blood I assure you. This chick with the croco-crotch is not the only beauty in this brothel with a secret...you'll just have to watch this psycho thrill movie that borders on torture porn to get the gist. I really, really can't do it any justice....really.

In the meantime, have sweet dreams of these lusty creatures tonite...wow...

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