Monday, September 28, 2009

....holy cow...

Be careful what you wish for...that last post is the opposite of this one. This movie is about a German Dr. (Eastern Europeans...crazy bastiches) who specializes in separating Siamese twins and of course loses his shit somewhere along the way. He decides to wield his mighty scalpel in the name of science(evil-read between the lines) instead of good and set out to create a Human Centipede (name of the movie) with one digestive tract and 3 bodies. I dare you to guess how they are attached...go on, guess. Let's just say Dante Hicks was wrong as far as this doctor is concerned; "Sometimes, you go ass to mouth." I'm sooo grossed out right now, this movie will be amazing, if I have the brass cojones to watch it. I'm already ranking it with, Inside as an all time gross out...and I haven't even seen it yet! That is amazing! Look, the movie may be shit, but just the fact that someone is brazen and sick enough to come up with this stuff is impressive. Long live imagination, in all of its hideous forms!

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