To further prove Bill Clinton's awesomeness, he single handedly went to North Korea and freed American journalists Euna Lee and Laura Ling. They were working for Current TV when they were arrested for illegally entering the country and were sentenced to 12 years in a hard labor camp. Bill Clinton, I imagine, showed up to Kim Jong Il's told the despot what was what, brought in the dancing girls and said something to the effect of, "Sack it up old lady, I'll give you the strippers and a case of Coors light for the journalists." After which a massive party ensued and everybody got laid! Look, I know even if you like a politician, they're still politicians and will invariably piss you off at some point. That's politics, no one is ever going to make everyone happy all the time. However, some are better then others at keeping the greater good for the public at large in mind. Something like 60% of the undecided voters wanted to have a beer with Bush in 2004, and he allegedly doesn't drink. That's too bad, if he was loaded for 8 years it would have explained alot of his ambivalence towards good decision making. Bill Clinton on the other hand isn't taking shit from anyone, including his own heart, and especially not from Kim Jong Il. Seriously, this dude rules, even more now then when he was president.
BOOYAH!